“The Banned List Exposed!” Kylie Kelce Leaves Travis Mortified After Revealing Household Rules to Taylor

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What’s a very specific Kelsey household rule that exists purely because of something Jason or Travis did once that can never be allowed to happen again?  Why are you talking that way?  I don’t even know what she asked.  Her question was  What is a Kelsey house rule that is in place because of something that the two of you have done?  [sighs]  We didn’t really have that many like house rules, did we?  Yeah, I think that’s why they assume that there are rules related to the stories I’ve

 asking us. She’s asking Kylie if or I think she was asking more if you implemented rules because of stories you’ve heard. That’s what I thought the question was.  Yeah, so you guys didn’t understand it either. All right, cool.  No.  [snorts]  Um  Something like that. What are the rules of the house?  Let’s see.

 Let’s see. Let’s see. I don’t know There are things that I would never allow to happen because of stories I’ve told that that I’ve been told.  Oh, interesting.  Okay, for instance, no one’s no one’s playing in the car.  Are you talking about when Travis drove it through the garage?  Or when someone took a dump in the trunk.  Again?  That was Travis.

 of those are no-nos.  That  was Jason.  Those are both Travis’s.  Travis did not  You know what?  Travis went Travis went potty in the bathroom.  I mean, as I’ve seen with Wyatt, it is now clear to me that watching Wyatt just tell her younger sisters what to do and egg them on  Don’t get me started.

 Do not get me started.  accurate as to  that she’s your child, that she is your child.  That’s what that is.  All right, what other ones? What other rules?  Um I have I have taken into consideration how our knives are stored.  Cuz we used to throw knives in the air.  Who’s we? Who is we?  Well, I the only known stories of me, but I’m I’m pretty sure Travis was doing it, too.

 I got in on some of that fun, for sure.  Did you?  What?  I’m locking them in a safe.  Who doesn’t want to throw knives in the air?  Yeah, it sounds like a blast.  You ever seen Ninja Turtles?  Oh, Jesus Christ.  In our preschool endeavors, I have made it a point to make sure that the teachers know that I’m siding with them.

 Yes.  I’m trying to hedge our bets to not get kicked out.  Nice. Our parents side with the teachers.  No, they didn’t.  [gasps]  Your dad literally said when it came to the sport game, that they should have been watching you better.  Well, I mean, they should have. I mean, he was just being honest.

 They They screwed  that up. They don’t let kids play with silverware all like without any supervision.  My I remember mom literally like vouching that, you know, we were right the majority of the time we were in trouble.  Oh, like when when the stories of Jason fighting are always that he would he didn’t start it, he was finishing it, or he was standing up for somebody else.

That was the That’s the other big  of those times I was.  There was a girl that  the 72 times I got in a fight.  There was a girl that was being picked on, or I thought that. It turned out that they were playing together, but I thought she was being picked on, and uh I thought I was protecting her.

 You thought you were a teenage mutant ninja turtle.  Exactly.  Jason, is there a rule that you feel strongly about in our house that Oh, I can hear our kids.  That’s That’s Elliot. What’s that?  Um is there a rule like a house rule that you feel strongly about in our house currently?  I don’t I don’t even know.

 Do we have rules?  I mean, we have a couple.  The rule that I would like to change is that the puppy is sleeping in the bed right now. I don’t I don’t if rule. I just want that thing out of the bed. It is quite cuddly at times and it’s very nice when but I my allergies are affected. Um  I literally said today that you needed to take  a Zyrtec.

 Yeah, it’s getting bad. What else I don’t know that there’s I don’t  I will say that a rule that I’ve brought from my like my house growing up  rule that you guys do not follow is McDevitt’s. That I get sometimes a little bit up like a little upset is when the girls aren’t eating their food.

 It is my my Ed Kelsey comes out and they’re going to  eat that food.  And I’m not  No, they’re not.  There ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts.  They’re not.  Yeah, they not they they want to leave the table, they will.  No, they’re not going to. Travis, as the resident picky eater, do you agree with that  Yes, 100%.

 Yeah.  Yeah, and I had to I had to eat the  eat the  I didn’t want to eat. I don’t have I get it. I’m with it though.  Uh we have implemented a rule  be thankful.  Yes.  [snorts and laughter]  HE’S SO DRAMATIC.  THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN CHINA.  HE HASN’T HIT THAT ONE. HE’S HIT IT.

 THAT one doesn’t really work anymore. It’s a thriving economy.   No, but we need to say there are starving CHILDREN IN AMERICA. WE have implemented a rule that Jason doesn’t like, which is you have to taste it, but if you don’t don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it.  No, cuz then they can just because there’s the stubborn part of Jason’s side of like the kid that’s going to be like I don’t like it already as soon as I touches my  palate, I’m going to spit it out and be like I hate it.

And then they and then they So they won they won before they even  You got to understand, guys. These kids are half Kelsey. They’re half Kelsey. If you give them any room for like, “Hey, I got I can got some wiggle room here to do what  I want and not have to listen to dad or mom.

” They’re going to take it. You got to lay down the law. Look at what why why is getting a little bit She’s getting a little aggressive in some of the things she does.  Mhm. I mean, but Benny bit her yesterday, so  That’s right. She’s half Kelsey.  She knows.  Yeah. The worst part is is Benny bit Wyatt because Wyatt took something from Benny.

 And then when Wyatt goes, “You don’t even care that she bit me.” I said, “Obviously I care. I sent her to time out.” And Ellie goes, “That’s because that was karma.” And I was like, “Oof.” I’ve said that to me times.  She’s figuring it out. That’s too good.  Yeah. I was like, “Okay.”  Let’s do another voicemail.

 What else do we want to get into?  We can’t do the pet mom pet mom’s count because Jason  do it.  Jason’s going to disagree cuz the dogs are living in the bed.  Disagreements are good. Disagreements are good.  Hey guys, this is Andrea from Casey. And I wanted to know your opinion on Mother’s Day when it comes to something someone having pets and the animals because I have, for example, three pet pigs, Gus, Georgie, and Frankie.

 And if I say like, “Happy Mother’s Day to me and my fur children.” then I get told to sit back down because I don’t have skin children, therefore I don’t count. So, what are your opinions on that? And do pet parents count on Mother’s Day, Father’s Day times?  Okay, first of all, can I come over?  She said three pet pigs.

 Three pet pigs.  I’m so in on that.  Stop ducking the question. We got to go to break.  I was about to say, I love bacon, too. I think you’re God.  Um I think pet parents count.  Do you think pet Do you honestly Are you being honest or you just being nice to Wyatt?  Bec- No, I’m being honest because  Some people can’t have the kids.

 It’s just not in everyone’s plans to have human children. And so you are solely responsible for that being. Like if you are a pet parent, you are still solely responsible for that being. Now, here’s the here’s where I think people are going to get a little offended. Take  My nipples are still intact.  Fully taking into account Jesus  Christ.

 Fully taking into account that being a pet parent is not as difficult as being a human parent. It is not.  Yeah, but I don’t understand what you’re saying. Obviously.  But you’re still solely responsible for the well-being of a being.  Well, here’s the thing. This is the problem. Who’s celebrating the mother the The people who celebrate Mother’s Day are the people who are either like the husband or children of the mom.

Like that’s who’s celebrate So like yeah, if our pigs want to celebrate Mother’s Day, go for it. I don’t know what that looks  have a She might have a spa.  But I’m not going to celebrate Mother’s Day for other I’m I’m celebrating I mean, it is for all moms, but it’s more like you get celebrated by the people that you mother to.

 Yeah, and you mother to pets.  So let them celebrate her.  Okay. Here. Okay, so whoever would like to celebrate you if you are a pet mom, whoever would like to celebrate you, green light. We’re just not sure who’s who it is.  Whatever floats your boat, find the lost remote.  Yes. Ooh, wait a minute.

 What are you  Hey-o.  Um that takes us back to Jet’s Jake cuz I’m pretty sure they have a pet.  Jake has a dog.  We do. We have two dogs.  Yep. So you’re Ooh, so you’re going to have to you’re going to have to celebrate a pet.  So this year I have to celebrate, not the last five that we’ve had dogs?  Can we not just be playing with Can we Can we just make the statement that no, you don’t get to celebrate Mother’s Day if you are a pet mom?  I think that if you want to celebrate

Mother’s Day as a pet mom, go the  right on and do it.  Do you think Yeah, you can It’s a free country. You can do you want, but I’m not going to partake in your imagination land.  have to.  know what this has to Yes, that’s the only reason she’s asking. She’s asking if there’s a permission of like all  What was her name? Happy Mother’s Day to the pig mom.

 I believe.  Thank you. Happy Mother’s Day to Andrea. I think it’s really cool that you have three pigs.  I don’t think I don’t think you can  dogs? You are mother to the pigs.  It’s I think I don’t think you give yourself a Mother’s Day though.  Exactly.  That’s the only thing.

 If somebody wants to give you Mother’s Day I think that makes more sense. I’m not going to say but again, do do what you want.  Cuz to be honest, I don’t I mean, are you going to put up your own banner? What’s happening?  For I mean, people love to celebrate. So, celebrate.  it.  Sure.  it.  Go to brunch.

 Go to brunch with the pigs. Have a good old time.  Give yourself 20 minutes outside alone peacefully.  Away from the pigs.  Away, yeah, away from the pigs. Nice. All right, well. Thank you to Kylie. Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. Either pet or human moms. Uh  Kylie Kelsey is thrilled to have another sister.

 On a Thursday, July 23rd episode of her podcast, Not Going to Lie, the mom of four, 34, wished her new sister-in-law Taylor Swift and brother-in-law Travis Kelsey, both 36, congratulations on their recent wedding. I would like to say congratulations to Tay and Trav. It was magical. Kylie said during the episode. I’m so happy for them and I love them so so dearly.

 It was only making it official because Taylor’s been family now for quite some time. So, that’s that. Anything else you can check in with Taylor and Travis about because any of the details they want to share, they can share, she continued. Otherwise, it was intimate and incredible and full of love.

 Both for each other and everybody else’s love for them. Travis and Taylor said, “I do.” at Madison Square Garden in New York City on July 3rd. Earlier this month, Kylie’s husband Jason Kelce shared that the couple’s daughters, Wyatt, 6, Elliot, 5, Bennett, 3, and Finley, 15 months, were very happy to play a special role in Travis and Taylor’s star-studded wedding.

 Sports commentator Rich Eisen confirmed to Entertainment Tonight on July 10th that all four daughters were flower girls in the newlyweds’ star-studded ceremony, sharing, “The Kelce family is just awesome. You know Kylie as well. Those four little girls who were sprinkling flower petals all over the place. It’s pretty cool, dude. It’s pretty cool.

” On the same day, the Nevada newspaper Reno Gazette-Journal published an interview with Jason as he competed in the American Century Championship celebrity golf tournament, where he opened up about his younger brother’s wedding and his daughters being the flower girls. “It was a special event for our entire family, and obviously my daughters are incredible.

” Jason reportedly told tournament representatives. “They’re beautiful. They’re incredible personalities, and Travis and Taylor love them. So, very happy we were able to be a part of it, and more importantly, very happy for those two. It was an amazing day.” That wasn’t the first time Jason spoke about his brother’s wedding.

 The former NFL player, who was the groom’s best man, first spoke out about the wedding on July 9th. “It was a good time.” he told a fan at the American Century Championship, according to the California Post, and he reportedly described the wedding as great when another fan asked. Later that day, Jason was asked if he drank more or less than 15 beers during the reception, to which he reportedly said the final tally of beers he had was way over 15 for the Post.

 Kylie spoke out for the first time that day as well, describing the wedding in one word, incredible.

 

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