“YOU BOUGHT WHAT?!” Jason Kelce’s On-Air Meltdown After Travis Drops Ohio Neighbor Bombshell

GO! CHAMPS, AND NOW! WELCOME, AND NOW! AND NOW!  IT’S KICKOFF WEEK, BABY, and football is officially back.  We’re here, baby, and New Heights turns 200.  What is that? Bicentennial?  Yes, that’s correct.  How about that? They’re letting us do this for 200 full episodes. Well, how about it? Are we doing anything for our official 200th episode?  Funny you say that.

 Jake put this out  Jake!  AS WELL as Brandon.  This guy just had a baby, he’s still working.  Pre-baby, pre-baby. Now he is at home watching that baby and mama, like he should be. Like he should be.    How did you make number one, number two, number three?  There was a reason behind all of them. If you want the reason, we did record audio-only podcast you can listen to it where we explain these.

 I think that the millions of views episode that broke the internet quite early  it did.  probably should be number one. It should be Taylor first, and then Kylie, because Kylie’s episode, then she launched her other podcast, and then that’s launched into a whole thing.  Not going to lie, Brandon, this list could have been better.

 What’s the 92nd?  Ed Kelsey on child abductions.    All right.  That should be higher. If we’re being honest, that should be higher.    Jason decided to tell the story from the beginning. Last Sunday morning, he began, “I woke up like any other middle-aged man in Ohio.

 I slid out of bed, went barefoot to the kitchen, [music] made a large iced coffee, and prepared to sit outside and watch the kids run around the yard.” He described the scene in detail, the birdsong, the sunlight [music] filtering through the trees, the neighbors’ kids riding their bikes, a peaceful scene he’d become accustomed to since retiring.

And then, “I looked over at the house on the next lot, the one that had been vacant for months,” Jason recounted, his eyes widening in surprise. “And I found a moving truck parked right down the driveway. Behind it was a real man in shorts and a boyish hat gesturing to the packers a red sofa. He paused for a moment trying to prevent himself from picturing the scene.

My eyes went blank Jason continued. And then he realized wait, I know that duck like gate. The frame shifts to Travis laughing. That’s not a duck Travis protested. That’s the guy who’s won several NFL games. Jason shook his head. Whatever it is, he’s moving right next door to me. The early morning shock younger brother becomes neighbor.

According to Jason the moment he realized Travis was the new owner of the house next door was one of the rare times he got to be stunned on his own territory. I froze he recounted. Coffee cup still in my hand mouth agape. Kylie his wife came out and asked what’s wrong? I pointed to the house next door and said you won’t believe me.

At that moment Travis happened to be taller and saw his brother standing on the porch. My hands went hot from head to toe like I just touched up Jason described. Then he yelled surprise neighbor. Travis nodded confirming I’d been planning this since I signed the contract.