SOCIALITE MOCKS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT — SHE OWNS THE JET –

SOCIALITE MOCKS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT — SHE OWNS THE JET –

Nura, isn’t it? And you >> Iness [sighs] The list says new cabin crew. >> Then the list is right. >> Nobody on this trip learns my name. Your father asked me that once. Open it only if I ask. >> Tell them I don’t wait for crew.

>> They know everything is ready. Welcome aboard. Stay by the desk. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Take this. Don’t crease it. >> The owner signs nothing without me. Then the owner barely exists. By tonight, this company carries my name. >> Names are cheap tonight, apparently. [laughter] Coat on your arm. Hand still.

Understood. >> Tell the captain we leave now. >> He’s waiting for you already. >> They’re hiring girls with one name now. >> Cheaper that way, I’m told. >> Cabin staff who dream. How charming. Someone flew you here. Might soul, >> don’t let her touch my bag. >> Good evening, Captain. Evening, sir. >> Reinirken and Siri.

coat on the jump seat. Good. Where do you want me? Four guests. One of them is impossible. Then I’ll take the impossible one. She reads badges out loud. Don’t answer. I’ve heard worse said quietly. >> Cabin’s yours. Nobody comes forward. Understood, Captain. >> Long flight tonight. Watch each other. That’s a pilot’s watch, not a cabin

watch. Three exams left. Don’t tell anyone. Not that glass. The other one. There is only one on the tray. See, you can learn quickly. Everyone [music] can given the chance. Slide rule bezel. You’re studying >> knights after the last leg. >> You never know whose name is on the aircraft. Captain, come and be charming.

>> Cabin [music] check. Madam, 2 minutes. >> I sign every crew list. Captain, you signed this one already. >> Two minutes are up, Captain. Take this away. Red, not this. Of course. One moment. >> Sign [music] tonight and the paperwork follows. Buying a company between courses. >> [laughter] >> Stand there where I can see you.

 I haven’t moved. Look what you’ve done to my carpet. Down you go. It suits you. She’s very quick, madam >> in a half a name. How economical. [laughter] >> Take that away. It smells. >> Yes, madam. Right away. >> You spilled it. She cleaned it. >> Then don’t sit at my table tonight. >> Rest. I’ll handle the inventory.

>> Handle everything. That’s the point of you. That’s crew stowage, sir. >> I know exactly what it is. Inventory is signed by the cabin crew. >> Then someone should sign it properly. >> What are you adding to that list? >> One item signed in by her. Whose name did you just write?

>> Yours isn’t on it. >> Yours isn’t on it. Be grateful. >> Careers end over small loyalties. Remember that. >> I remember everything, sir. >> Bring the tray off in 10 minutes. Something wrong in my cabin? >> I don’t know yet, Captain. >> There you are. Stand where I said. Yes, madam. >> Cabin inventory. It takes 1 minute.

>> Do it. I like [music] inventories. [laughter] >> One item is not where it belongs. >> Then look where it belongs. >> How thrilling. A thief at altitude. >> Let’s not use words yet. Whose hands were at that credenza? >> Everyone, sir, >> including yours. >> Captain asks for a cabin report. >> Tell them it’s handled.

>> Eness, check your bag tonight. >> Nobody checks anything without me. The travel clock is gone. >> Gone on my flight. [gasps] He knew exactly where to look. >> Yes, he did. >> That’s crew stowage. That’s her bag. >> Then she should mind it better. >> Open it slowly, please. >> Madame, with pleasure. You signed the inventory yourself.

I signed nothing today. In her bag, in front of everyone. Someone put it there. Who carried that bag aft? You brought it. You opened it. I found it. That’s different. >> Bring her to the aft lounge. sign and it ends at the door.

Ends for whom, madam? Your recommendation one paragraph from you >> written against her. >> No, not for a letter. >> Then fly cabins forever. Girls like you always [music] sign. Then I’m not one. I’ll answer to a court, not you. You’ll answer at the stairs. >> Have someone meet the aircraft. >> Already arranged, madam.

Sit down, Eness, please. >> I’m on duty until we land. >> You’re a guest. Sit down. And you’re an employee. Sit before you embarrass yourself. >> Too late for that here. >> Report says [music] an item was found. Found and recorded, Captain. Recorded by whose finger? by the crew who signed it. Did you sign anything today? Nothing. Ask him for the log.

>> Fly the aircraft, Captain. I also file reports. Say the word and I act. Not yet, Captain. Let it finish. Then enjoy the rest of the flight. I intend to, madam. >> Whatever happens down there, I saw this.

>> Then you’re the only w then you’re the only witness. Tell them what she took. Already sent. They’ll be waiting. To me, nobody else deserves it. >> To you, madam, entirely. >> By morning, this aircraft is mine. >> It has an owner tonight. >> I’ve arranged a gift for my guests. Madame has thought of everything.

>> The girl pouring your drinks leaves in handcuffs. Then let the captain hear that. Fetch him. He works for me, too. He works for me, too. He works for the owner. Madam, >> take her to the stairs. I take orders from one person. >> That envelope means nothing here. Open it, Captain. Please. >> Let’s see what this holds.

>> We need to know the truth. >> Tell us, Captain. >> Registered owner Ines Aria. That’s the name I wrote. Thank you for keeping it. It was never mine to keep. You forged the owner’s signature. welcome back aboard, ma’am. >> Thank you, Captain Ortuno. This is a costume, a joke. The crew

disagree with you. What happens to me now? >> Take us down, [music] Captain. >> Yes, ma’am. Sit down, Nuria. You’ve been standing. >> I shouldn’t. Ma’am, >> your tablet, please. It logs every hand. I didn’t know who you were.

That was the whole point. >> Officers are waiting at the stand edge. >> Then let them wait for the right man. Will you have me arrested, too? >> No. You’ll simply never board again. By tonight, this company was mine. The name was always on the certificate. You left this on the hanger. Trade. You signed by the owner.

keeping it. >> It’s the only honest thing tonight. Nobody was cruel to the owner tonight. They were cruel to this.